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An unholy concoction that Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown wants to feed to sportswriters in the 1989 baseball classic, Major League.
I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!
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when everything that could go wrong does, and it happens all at once. the layers of shit just keep piling on up, and you're just gonna have to eat it.
if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".
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The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.
Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.
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When someone pisses you off, you ask if they want a sloppy joe. Instead of putting sloppy joe on the hamburger buns, you take a shit on it. Preferabley diarrhea.
"Jim pissed me off so much that I gave him a shit burger, and he ate it!"
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when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink
talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
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When toilet paper is already in the loo and you shit on top of that. Then you cover your shit with toilet paper and you have a shit burger.
My friend told me he is doing a shit burger.
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A name used for something you do not know the name for!
Hey Johnny what's that thing on the ground? I do not know Timmy, but it's one big shit burger!
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