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a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where
fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat
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When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.
Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies
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The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.
Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?
Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.
Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!
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dropping a Deuce/taking a shit and talking/chatting on a Phone
Nick: what's up ,what are you doing?
Rob: Nothing ,just dropping a deuce and thought I'd call for a leetle shit-chat.
Nick: Dope Son
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Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.
Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.
K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!
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when ur talkin shit about people behind their back
molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!
jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat
molly: fer sure :)
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Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.
shit chatting not chit chatting.
Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.
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