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When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.
At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom
When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."
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