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Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

313๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit-Hawk

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.

Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"

by ShytHawk01 May 30, 2006

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shit hawk

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009

251๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

by me November 20, 2003

127๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

by ArmyDave October 24, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit hawk

a big shitty bird that flies around and poops on you, commonly found on the St Mary's College of Maryland Jeffrey William Bennett campus.

Dude One: Dude, did you see that fucking shit hawk?
Dude Two: No man, it shit on me before I saw it.

by cjwizzle September 17, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit hawk

aka a faux hawk
a stripe of slightly longer hair on a male which is geled up to resemble a mohawk, but there is hair longer than stubble on the sides of the head.
referes to faux hawks for guys only; except in the circumstance of if the girl's side hair is longer than 1.5 inches and her hawk is shorter than 3 inches-then it's a shit hawk instead of a chick hawk

he wanted a mohawk, but his mom said no so he got a shit hawk instead.

by deathmuffin October 26, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž