Shit Hitter

Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.

Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.

McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.

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