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An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
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negative term for a baby, or young child, refering to the concept that all they do is make shit.
"ugh, I guess you need a new diaper, shit machine."
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A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
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a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit
people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.
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1. A general term for someone who is an annoying douchebag.
"Hey, that girl just slapped me!"
"Whoa, what a little shit machine!"
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Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.
Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
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