shit on my chest

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up

"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."

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shit on my chest

accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking

god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!

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shit on my chest

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

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Shit on my chest

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

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