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When a person passes wind (farts) and there is a fecal smell that follows, microscopic shit particles are floating in the air around the person. Which are inturn inhaled through the nostrils of nearby people, these are shit particles.
Omg that person just released shit particles, and they are in my mouth and nose.
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Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.
Discovered in the Large Haldron Collider. The shit particle has extremely high energy, possesses a positive spin and imparts on matter the ability to give a shit.
Moderate sized bodies like Mr Trump which have no shit particles are anti social, don't give a shit or in cases of complete depletion are sociopathic.
That dude Donald has no shit particles at all.
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