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Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.
I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.
21👍 14👎