Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

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Ship-Shit

Relationship bullshit. The ridiculous bullshit that one has to go through in a relationship that doesn't make logical sense. Typically in a relationship that is not working out or going well.

Friend: "Hey how's it going between you and Tony?"
You: "Ya know same old ship-shit...I don't know if we're going to last much longer."
OR
You: "What are you and Tammy fighting about anyways?"
Friend: "Stupid ship-shit. She expects me to pay for her dogs grooming bill because she says I'm 'the one that makes him shed' because I pet him 'too much'. It doesn't even make sense."

rocket ship shit

the act of shooting shit out of your ass sending it soaring through the air like a rocket ship

Yeah the sex is great. She rocket ship shit all over me.

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