Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

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Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

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shit sweat

hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.

bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"

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