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A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"
"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
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When you mess up a good situation and cannot repair it.
I wish hadn't angered my neighbor. He used to let me borrow his tools.
Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.
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When a person breaks wind and it smells very similar to fecal matter.
John: Have you Shit the Nest?
or Who's shit the nest? that fucking stinks.
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The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
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The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.
Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.
Use the other stall, someone left a shit nest in there.
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Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
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A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."