Shit Trencher 3000

A shovel like implement used for the extrication of feces. Most commonly used around one’s home or personal space. Variations of the tool exist with the 3000 series being the most technologically advanced, with such features as a serrated and sharpened edge, lanyard loops, concealed knife, etc.

Joe D. finally got tired of all the shit that was being dropped in his space so he used his Shit Trencher 3000 and cleaned up the yard.... then he slayed some bitches.