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leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.
Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.
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this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you
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used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it
that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!
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A person that has done something to greatly offend you.
wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!
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A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...
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The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.
She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
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When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.