(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.
Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.
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A derogative name for a police patrol car.
Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.
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A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being
That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.
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Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.
Bloody hell what's that I can smell?
That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.
Filthy old bastard.
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A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidornโฆ.the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.
โSam really loves driving those Samโs Shit-Wagons!โ
โJesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and itโs already a Samโs Shit-Wagon!โ
the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.
Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.
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