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Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

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shit wagon

A derogative name for a police patrol car.

Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

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Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

by Carter Lanecrest November 10, 2017

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Scotchy's Shit-Wagon

Alternative name for the Pork Scotch Van or half-car after a huge frozen dump was put on the roof of it. The crap thawed out overnight and was nicely baking in the sun the next day before the Scotchers emerged for their daily jaunt to buy barbecue food. Scotchy didn't spot it at first so he drove round with a turd just a few inches from his fat bald koala head.

Bloody hell what's that I can smell?

That'll be Scotchy's Shit-Wagon. He still hasn't persuaded Goofy Granny to clean it off.

Filthy old bastard.

by Benny Twadge August 22, 2009

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Samโ€™s Shit-Wagon

A vehicle purchased in great shape by Sam Heidornโ€ฆ.the run into the ground, beat to shit, abused then disassembled to die.

โ€œSam really loves driving those Samโ€™s Shit-Wagons!โ€

โ€œJesus, he just got that car 2 months ago and itโ€™s already a Samโ€™s Shit-Wagon!โ€

by Samโ€™s Shit Wagon November 8, 2022


knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 13, 2004

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knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 19, 2011

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