A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.
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The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.
See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"
I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!
also known as taking a wicked shit
Taking an extra large and possibly liquidy shit
Jonah: I hafta take a wicked shit!
Fred: I know dude, the taco salad's awful I think I'm gonna shit a witch!
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