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The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
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Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
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Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.
OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??
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A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.
"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."
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When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.
Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.
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The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!
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He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
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