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This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
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A Pearson who is so retarded they shit like a cricket and fuck dogs cause they from alabamer yee yee
I’m a dumb lil shit cricket and I fuck my cousins . Well bubba bend me over and call me a shit cricket
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Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
A person that takes money from another person for financial gain
That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket
Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy
You better give me back my money you little shit cricket
Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth
Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up
It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket