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Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.
ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.
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to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
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v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
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When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!
Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them
Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
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getting hit with a sock filled with shit
At boot camp I got shit socked.
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