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shit in a hat

Something to say when shit hits the fan, more of a frustration sound at best. eg. derived from shit on a stick but having its own unique flavor.
Means, "Fuck," or "Dammit" just more colorful.
Also used as "shit in a motherfucking hat"

Man: Dude, someone just fucked your gal
Response: Shit in a hat!

by Ares133 March 22, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit in their hat

to ask someone to leave them alone or to go away in a dismissive way.

After he was asked to give money to the political cause, he told the campaign volunteer to shit in his hat.

by Ryan in NH July 29, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit in your hat

a WWII era insult to someone who expects something unreasonable from you

"You can't have my parking spot, Mack. Why don't you go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears."

by B-Max August 15, 2006

300๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


go shit in your hat

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!

Go shit in your hat, you have no idea what your talking about.

by MisfitBandit72 June 5, 2016


Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 3, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Well shit in my hat and stamp on it

Expression of surprise and disbelief.

"Well shit in my hat and stamp on it! Tigers can swim after all!"

by scruffbag December 7, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

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