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When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
A series of words that is a warning meaning:
-quit runnin yo mouf
-quit dickin off
-you will get shot if your not careful
shit can happen. shit being gun play.
if you dont quit runnin yer mouth shit can happen
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Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.
Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what happened?"
Guy 2: "shit happens. So what's new?"
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A universal religious concept:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
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used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!
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When something happens that is out of one's control and usually results in a negative situations.
also see shit.
Laurie: I spent my paycheck on drugs and now the landlord is kicking me out for not paying rent.
Leah: Shit happens.
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my outlook on life
and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens
shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright
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