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shit on a brick

Food that tastes gross no matter how you eat it.

kid: "Are we having Burgers for dinner?"
Mom: "No we're having Shit on a brick!"

by Holiday April 20, 2005

11πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


shit a gold brick

phr. Southernism, used primarily as an exclamation of horror, shock, frustration, outrage, pain or some mix therein. It’s similar to shit a brick, but it’s more creative. It also happens to be one of my grandmothers favourite phrases. Most likely to be uttered if one of the following occurred:
1. Some moron pulled out in front of you on the road.
2. Someone did something extraordinarily stupid.
3. Something broke.
4. A piece is missing from whatever you are trying to assemble.
5. Someone ran into the sliding glass door again.
6. Someone left Legos on the floor.
7. The dog crapped in the house.
8. Your parents caught you sneaking back in at four in the morning.

Jeff: "Shit a gold brick! I shot my self in the foot again!
Jack: "That makes time number three this week, dumbass."

by Dr. Strangehat February 16, 2007

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.

Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.

by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014

48πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 9, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 4, 2006

292πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly β€œshit a brick”.

by Said February 5, 2003

504πŸ‘ 118πŸ‘Ž


shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

222πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž