Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.

I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.

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Shit on a raft

Vulgar way to refer to beans on toast, a common British delicacy.

The shit on a raft last night was perfect!

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shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

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