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shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

by Dingle Boy August 15, 2003

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shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel November 21, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

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Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 23, 2003

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shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 5, 2002

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Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 24, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Ticket

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

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