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Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
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Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
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Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
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Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
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one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
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"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
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square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
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