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When putting two profanities in one word, usually said when not thinking.
Assface: "Shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
Assfucker:"Go get them!"
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An annoying, impeding, or otherwise undesirable person or object. Variation of Fuckshit.
"You sir, are undeniably a true shitfuck in every sense of the word."
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A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness
The car is over there shitfuck
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When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
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Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.
Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.
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Traditionally, when one person pushes excrement out of their anus directly into their partner's anus. Shitfucking can also be performed into other orifices. For instance, one can shitfuck a mouth.
Come here baby, I want to shitfuck your ass.
My back hurts from being propped up on my shoulders last night getting shitfucked.
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The greatest spacecraft known to mankind.
Today, our brave and expendable Kerbals launch toward their impending doom aboard the Shitfuck 8.
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