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uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed
can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)
"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."
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the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.
-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.
Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?
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This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.
"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"
(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)