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shitcicle

Frozen dog crap that dogs can't resist and will munch on.

When walking my dog Nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious shitcicle and scarfed it down before I could say, NO!!!!.

by raeghos January 23, 2011


shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.

Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!

by Reckless01 February 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shitcicle

During gay sex, a man pulls out only to find his penis covered in fecal matter.

When Todd noticed his shitcicle, he slapped Mark in the face with it and said, "Suck it off, bitch!"

by Coy Peterson June 5, 2005

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Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.

Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious

by Skahtee1 December 8, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.

Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018


surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 February 9, 2016


Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit

Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.

by Mistergtr1 February 14, 2022