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Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 25, 2021


shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.

George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe

by u all know me October 27, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shit for breath

Someone with a really bad case of halitosis.

When Carl spoke, his breath was so bad, it was like shit for breath

by PAPACHULO. February 3, 2016


shit for breathe

an insult to a person....perhaps implying that their breathe does indeed smell of shit! otherwise used as an offhand comment to someone u dislike

wot the hell you do that for shit breathe??

by white_boi May 4, 2004

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

33πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shit sandwich breath

When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.

Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!

by Auntshel March 9, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shit breath

When the foul stench emanating from one's gob is so potent, that it will actually cause an immediate involuntary gag reflex, burn your eyes, and make you want to pack your sinus cavity with rotting skunk carcasses just to mask the smell.

As soon as I opened the door to the lab, Fred's shit breath hit me in the face like a sac of hammers, even though he was about 80 feet away. That, my friends, is potent shit breath.

by Shaithis June 16, 2006

402πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž