Shitplug

The shitplug is when you eat food with no fiber for a whole day, then the next day you eat laxative. When you go to the bathroom to shit. You first shit out a hard clump of fiberless feces followed by a rain of diarrhea for a pleasant sensation of relief.

Dude 1: "Man I just did a shitplug and man, I've got to say it was an awakening expirence"
Dude 2: "Woah man, that must have been really difficult"

Shitplug

n.noun
Origin: your anus

Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.

I got a bad case of shitplugs on Monday after I forgot to thoroughly wipe my ass. The whole day was hell.

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