Shitted In Your Mouth

the act of proving someone wrong

Guy 1: Lebron James won the 2015 NBA Finals
Guy 2: No He didn't Stephen Curry did
Guy 1: Whatever
Guy 2: Yea I Just shitted in your mouth!

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shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

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Shit Dribbling out of your Mouth

When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)

Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.

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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

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