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Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.

“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”

by flashwildecard May 1, 2015