Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '