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When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.
*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.
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n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.
Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.
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A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery
Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.
How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
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A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation
-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!
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A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
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A shit situation, jammed into one.
"Oh that's a shituation!"
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