Shity Deal

The discovery of fecal matter on the penis during or following anal sex. Commonly used in but not exclusive to gay slang.

1. That dude is one nasty faggot. I fucked him in the ass and he gave me a shity deal. I'm not hittin' that again.

2. I tell all my straight friends that if they ever wanna try anal sex, do it with a gay dude and not a woman. Most gays at least douche their asses, but woman are more like to give you a shity deal.

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