A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
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The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.
Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.
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A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"
Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk
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PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)
Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.
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