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when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”
“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
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A methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling sex to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. They will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.
Brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?
Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.
Brother: wow what a shmeek.
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mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful
the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world
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Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.
Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.
Richard shmeeks off in school.
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A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.
That guy is a Shmeek.
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When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.
Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.