Shmize

When someone smiles with their eyes.

“Your eyes disappear when you smile”
“It’s schmizing stomme trut“
“Shmize?”
“Shannah Eyes”

shmized

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

Shmized

The feeling after smoking or even drinking

Yan and JJ got shmized last night