When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things
Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.
Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger
To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off
Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"
A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
A term used to describe and stereotype African-Americans
Did you see the weave on that shmone?