shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

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shoelace

ties your shoe

what did i do with your shoelace?

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Shoelace

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.

Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.

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Shoelaces

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

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Shoelace

To hang yourself.

Why dont you just go and shoelace?

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shoelaces

something dat needs tying up all da time

my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!

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Shoelace

Shoelace is my crushes code name

Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”

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