Shombie

Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.

Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!

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Shombies

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.

I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.

shombi

you are now in the shombi club, because you looked up what it means. you cannot tell anyone what a shombi is unless they ask you. you cannot tell anyone how to get in the shombi club. shombi has no literal meaning, but you must say it very often now that you are in the club.congratulations
shout out to Eddie K.
Shombi

Lauren: hey colleen
Colleen: omg your such a shombi

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shombies

possessed apparently brain dead shoppers especially around christmas and holiday times

I nearly got trampled by a mob of shombies at the local WalMart last black friday.