Shoom shoom

After you work out and look swole as hell, you get on your knees in front of the toilet and slam the lid on yo dick until it looks equally, if not more than, swole as you do. Then, as you have sexy times with your boo, you shake your dick in every direction like stirring butter, while going back and forth, all the while, saying "Shoom, shoom, shoom."

Hey Bae, you look dapper! Wanna go Shoom Shoom behind that Arby's!?

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shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

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Shoom

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.

I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!

Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

shoom

Means "noise" in Ukrainian - шум, Cyrillic

a: Hey, Did you hear that?
b: Nah, it's just a shoom from the traffic.

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shoom

The feeling when you first realise the E you took is working. The word refers to the sudden surge of XTC starting to work, in analogy to e.g. a car shooming past. There was a legendary club in London durring "The Summer of Love" (1988) called Shoom, after the meaning described above

That E's starting to work, I can feel the shoom.

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Shoom

to shit.

I had to coom but I had to shoom a little too