shoot out

to run away from some one, or somthing

dang bro last night at the party the cops came and we had 2 shoot out

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Shoot Out

When two men, in the 69 position, masturbate each other to see who can ejactulate the fastest into each's own face.

"Tho, whatcha doin' tonight?"

"Me and Hank are gonna have a SHOOT OUT!!!"

"Uh-OHHH!!!! Hope no one dies!!! Tho thilly!"

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Kentucky shoot out

Two guys lay down opposite ways from each other in a “69” position. They then jerk off in to each other’s mouths. First one to ejaculate wins.

Guy1: my parents are asleep do you want to come over and have a Kentucky shoot out
Guy2: ya sure bro

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Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast

Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting

penalty shoot out

Where two guys blow their load into someone elses mouth and who ever gets the most shots in wins

Man! Pete and I were having a game of penalty shoot out and pete didn't sink a single one!

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north hollywood shoot out

shoot out between two crazy ass russians and almost the entire LAPD, last 46 minutes on 2/28/97(my 7th b-day)

the LAPD had to almost rob a gun store so to say to prevale but still did

dude: the 46 minutes movie sucks
man: dude its a documentary on the north hollywood shoot out
dude: whoa cool
man: what a day that was

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Shoot Out the Lights

Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star

I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights

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