Shoot the gap

A plan that involves the attempted hook up between a single man and a woman in a relationship. Similar to the expression, "Just cuz there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"

Brandon: Dude, what's your plan for tonight?
Robert: I don't know dude, I think I'm going operation "Shoot the gap" with Awbreigh tonight!
Brandon: But she's dating someone, isn't she?
Robert: Exactly...

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Shoot the gap

When one is planning to travel. Or asking for someone to travel long distances.

Chris: Hey bro! You heard about that concert, you gonna go?
Bro: Idk man, it’s kinda far.
Chris: Dude c’mon, might as well just shoot the gap.

Eve: Hey girl, I heard you are moving today. Have you left?
Girl: Yes, I’m bout to shoot the gap now.

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shooting the gap

during the act of defecation, as stool leaves the body flush simultaneously to suck the stool down in one fluid motion to expose maximum smell control

a: "yo dude I gotta deuce"
b: "ah man me too, can you shoot the gap so I can go right after?"poop stool defecation smell
shooting the gap

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shoot the gap

Doing something that may cause you or other people to get hurt.

Usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.

If a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don't then you are a pussy.

If the gap you are shooting is "huge" then it is dangerous.

May be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.

Bob: dude shoot the gap
Steve: aaaaaaaaa
Bob: DO IT!!!!!
Steve: Dude!!!!
(Steve shot the gap)
Bob: Dude that was a "huge" gap
Steve: Wow that was close

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Shoot the Gap

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.

Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.

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Shooting the gap

Verb;

Shooting the Gap refers to when one has the beegees and is sitting on the toilet releasing a massive amount of watery feces then suddenly they have to barf so they must "shoot the gap" between their privates and the bowl.

after a long night of burritos and liquor Kevin ran to the shitter and ended up shooting the gap. he barf all over his balls

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