shoot the ball

To get balls deep into a girl or guy depending on who you are.

Dude 1: ... and I shot the ball into the net/hoop last night, it was a small net/hoop but I managed to make it

Dude 2: Damn!!! You shoot the ball all the time when will I get to shoot the ball?

Dude 1: I'll ask but no garentee

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Shoot me in the balls

Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."

"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."

Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"

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