shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

shoot the monkey

to take a hit off a bong

dude lets go shoot the monkey.

Shoot a monkey

Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.

“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!

Time to Shoot the Monkey

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.

prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"