Shooty Arse

A pain in your anus so painful that you think you are dead for the couple of seconds that it lasts for

Mate! I thought i had actually died at work today! I got shooty arse sat at my desk, I made a loud yelp!

shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".