Shore Rat

A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.

“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”

“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”