someone who is short and you want to tease them about their height. sometimes they have a bit of an annoying personality
man! what do you want now short shit?
yo! what's good short shit?
find out what short shit wants from mcdonalds?
22đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear
Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT
15đź‘Ť 23đź‘Ž
Slang for a someone that’s really Short
Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget
Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit
Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.
Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.
Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.