Shove 'n push

When one does a predetermined action completely backwards because in their mind it's faster. Can also be "because Jerry said".

Educated person: "Why didn't you do that the way I showed you?"

Chewspit covered redneck: "cause it takes too long y'all" (grabs chew bottle ::spit::) "You can't fix stupid."

Educated person: "You're an asshole!

Chewspit covered redneck: "Jerry said give it the 'ol shove 'n push"

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